Without you, I'm Empty Inside (Mylot Exclusive #1906)

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Today's title has nothing to do with the post. Or anything else, for that matter. It's just something I saw on an Amazon box. I liked it but it really has nothing to do with anything. As far as you know. Or will ever be able to find out. "Sir, are you trying to test my mad detective skillz?" No way. And I object to this line of questioning. The word "test" is very unfairly pejorative. So why not drop the inflammatory verbiage and think of it as me quizzing your mad detective skillz instead? Quizzes are far kinder and gentler than tests. And are far less upsetting. Not that you aren't even more beautiful than usual when you're inflamed, upset and angry, because you are. Or maybe you're just hangry, which also makes you even more beautiful, but we should fix it, anyway. And we will, as soon as you lend me $9. "Why do you suddenly need nine dollars??? Is the Slipper Room or Rick's Cabaret having a two-for-one lap dance sale that no one bothered to tell me about?" Come on, you know me better than that. The answer is three reasons. Number one, the Godless Liberals keep unfairly ignoring His Imperial Majesty, Sir President Mr. DonOld Trump. Here, read this: "After NY ignores latest deadline, feds give yet another month to stop toll that Trump hates, ((Article Linked Below))." Number two, I want to take you to lunch and where else would I take you but Katz's? And, as you just read, I can't do that without paying Sleepy Joe's pirates $9 for the privilege of driving into Manhattan. Number three is I forgot my PIN again, so I don't have any cash. "OK. Fine. But where are you planning to park? The toll is easing congestion, but parking in Soho is still difficult to impossible." I am way ahead of you. I have a reserved parking spot at The Sherry Netherland. "Again, fine, I love that hotel. But, it is up by Central Park, which is roughly 4 miles, which is about 80 blocks from Katz's. So how do we solve that little problem?" Bus? Subway? "Good idea. The aroma of fresh vomit and stale urine always puts me in the mood to eat. How about me solving the problem by making you an offer you can't refuse?" I'm listening. "OK. We get a room at The Sherry Netherland. High floor with a view of the park, balcony, and a big tub. You won't be losing anything because I'm way more delicious than corned beef and even more satisfying. Then, if we're still hungry, we can order room service." I love the way you think. Let's do it. That's all for this one because it's all the censor will allow here on the Family-Friendly Channel. If you want more details from this lunch date, go to Section 4700 of my MyLot AfterDark Channel. With that in mind, let's go to London ((The one in England, not the one in Ontario)), on Tuesday, June 11, 1963, to see what the Cosmic Universal Anthem Song Of The Month Club Anthem Song for today is. ************* Baby It's You (Live At The BBC For "Pop Go The Beatles" / 11th June, 1963) The Beatles 8.9M subscribers --------------------------------- The Associated Press After NY ignores latest deadline, feds give yet another month to stop toll that Trump hates Story by PHILIP MARCELO • 2d • 2 min read https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/feds-give-ny-another-month-to-stop-manhattan-congestion-toll-after-state-ignored-latest-deadline/ar-AA1DkHXi?ocid=TobArticle