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Happy Conclave Day, Radio Rangers! The conclave has begun ((The Latest: The conclave to elect a new pope has begun, Article Linked Below))! No one knows who the new Pope will be but my money is on DonOld Trump. I haven't placed the bet yet but I will soon. On the way home from Napa, I will stop in Reno, where these kinds of bets are legal and encouraged. Many of you, my 226.4 Billion Loyal Dedicated Daily Readers are saying, "That's a stupid bet, Sir. He's completely unqualified and unsuited for the job and if he did get it, the Catholic Church would be bankrupt in six months. The Cardinals are smarter than the American voters, anyway, so it's all a moot argument." I know you're saying that because I can read your mind. As far as you know. But let's look at this logically, shall we? Trump is unsuited and unqualified to run a business. Yet, he has run a bunch of them. Right into the ground. He is also unqualified and unsuited to be President Of The United States. But he's running it, anyway. Right into the ground. So, obviously, the Universe no longer cares about suitability and qualifications for important jobs. And that makes Trump perfect for all of them. Plus, he would really put the CON in conclave. I'm also going to place a side bet on Trump's new name. They won't let him put up a yuge sign that says, "Trump Vatican," because new Popes have to choose a new Pope name. And I am betting Trump picks, " Pope Stultus H*o*mo 1." It means "Foolish Man" or "Stupid Man" in Latin. Can you think of a more perfect or fitting name for Trump? No, you can't, because there is no better fitting name. Plus, it has a hate speech vibe that he will love. He is the mostly openly Gay President we've ever had and he would be the most openly Gay Pope, too, and why not advertise it? And at the same time, make the Libs even more mad? ************* The Associated Press The Latest: The conclave to elect a new pope has begun Story by The Associated Press • 8h • 8 min read