Grabbed By The Mitre! (Mylot Exclusive #1911)

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Well, MAGA, the Cardinals reached out and grabbed you by the mitre! The zucchetto! And the papal tiara! Add it all up, and you'll see they have reached your third base. Without asking! Or saying Grazie! Many people are saying they didn't even buy you dinner first. Your reaction to the new Woke Pope is priceless and is providing me with endless amusement ((MAGA has meltdown over new pope who blasted Trump VP, Article Linked Below)). Twitter is awash in MAGA Tears and I love it. I wish every day could be like this. And every day will be like this when DonOld, the failed Pope and criminal President, finally dies. Don't go yet, MAGA, because I have another pound of salt to rub into your wounds ((Jefferson Griffin concedes North Carolina Supreme Court race after months of legal challenges, Article Linked Below)). Democrat Allison Riggs beat you and your diaper-wearing God and will now be certified so she can save North Carolina from Jefferson Griffin. All in all, it was a pretty good day. ************* Politics MAGA has meltdown over new pope who blasted Trump VP Updated: May. 08, 2025, 4:08 p.m.|Published: May. 08, 2025, 3:23 p.m. --------------------------------- CBS Chicago Chicago-born Cardinal Robert Prevost elected first American pope, becomes Pope Leo XIV Story by Sabrina Franza • 2h • 3 min read https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/chicago-born-cardinal-robert-prevost-elected-first-american-pope/ar-AA1EmnVK?ocid=TobArticle ----------------------------------- Washington Examiner Jefferson Griffin concedes North Carolina Supreme Court race after months of legal challenges Story by Jack Birle, Washington Examiner • 1d • 2 min read https://www.msn.com/en-us/politics/elections/jefferson-griffin-concedes-north-carolina-supreme-court-race-after-months-of-legal-challenges/ar-AA1ElC9v?ocid=TobArticle