It's Friday, Ya Beatniks! (Mylot Exclusive #1912)

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Good evening and welcome to another Fractious Friday, Radio Rangers! The weather tonight is kind of dull and ordinary. Forty-nine degrees ((9C)). Girls, take your skirts off, because the wind speed is 0 MPH ((0 KPH)). It's been a while since we've had a Trillion Dollar Weekend, so let's get one started right now. In spite of all the danger. Traditionally, morticians, proctologists, and Republican campaign workers often feel a little funny and embarrassed on dates when they make small talk about their jobs. This is where the aforementioned danger comes into play. The above paragraph you just read is perfectly fine, and I said as much last week when Drusilla, my favorite Upstairs Agent, submitted it as a possible topic. But now, when the time has come to use it, I don't know what to do with it. I can clearly see the potential and one of the thoughts crossing my mind is that if I put it away for a while, eventually the perfect inspiration will strike and I'll be able to turn it into a bright, sparkling little post. Perhaps, a tightly focused and very funny socio-political treatise leading to "Gypsys, Tramps & Thieves"being the Cosmic Universal Anthem Song Of The Month Club Anthem Song for that day. But, if I were to do that, what would I do tonight? It's not helping any that Style Manual, my Editor-In-Chief, is telling me, "Sir, you've already said 'but' twice. Why is your mind so solidly bolted to that one single track?" How many times do I have to tell her that I do not have a one-track mind? I have at least a four-track mind. And many people say it's many more tracks than that. It doesn't help any that she took off her skirt and she's wearing her Cinco De Mayo underpants again. The pair that says, "Easily Removable With Tequila," across the back. It almost feels like she's stacking the deck against me. What idiot told her it was OK to get half undressed? Don't they know I have work to do? I guess this is why Willie Nelson keeps telling mamas, "Don't let your babies be writers." With that in mind, let's go to Hard Monday, November 20, 1995, to see what the Cosmic Universal Anthem Song Of The Month Club Anthem Song for today is. ************* In Spite of All The Danger - The Quarrymen beat68 2.75K subscribers