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We are having what many people are calling a beautiful day here in the Neon Fun Jungle, Radio Rangers. The current temperature is 87°F ((31C)). Ladies, feel free to leave your skirts on because the wind speed is 21 MPH ((34 KPH)), which is, technically, a Cat 1 Skirt Alert. I prefer a heavy, long-lasting downpour with lots of thunder and lightning, but if this were an election, I'd be outvoted. "I can put on a skirt if I want to? Why are you blessing me with so much freedom, Sir?" Well, I need a new plot point and where better to find one than up your skirt? Because, even if I don't see one, it doesn't matter because the searching is so much fun. "Your night school Riz classes are really paying off, aren't they?" Maybe. I guess we'll see just how well they're paying off a little later tonight. With that in mind, let's go to a little earlier tonight, to see what the Cosmic Universal Anthem Closer Look Of The Month Club Anthem Closer Look for today is. ************* Trump Fawns Over Saudi Crown Prince, Profiteers on Middle East Trip Amid GOP Backlash: A Closer Look Late Night with Seth Meyers