It's Wonderific Wednesday, Ya Beatniks!! (Mylot Exclusive #1918)

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"What's shaking, Norm?" "All four cheeks & a couple of chins." -----------------------------Norm Peterson, AKA George Wendt, (( Tuesday, October 17, 1948 --- Tuesday, May 20, 2025 (aged 76)) Hi and welcome to another Wonderific Wednesday, Radio Rangers! This is a big one! Because it's also the start of another Trillion Dollar Weekend! "Why are we starting a Trillion Dollar Weekend today, Sir?" I'm glad you asked that! There's a very good reason. A concerned reader wrote in, saying, "Sir, I love the Trillion Dollar Weekends but why do you start them on Friday? That provides only three days at 33.3 Billion Dollars a day, and that is not too much, but it does feel a bit overwhelming sometimes. So why not start them on Wonderific Wednesday? That would give us five days, and I'd only have to deal with $20 Billion a day. That would be far more relaxing for me. Sincerely, Your Friend, A Concerned Listener" So that's why we're starting the weekend right now. It's a lot less stressful on everyone. Wonderific Wednesday, September 24, 1975, to see what the Cosmic UniverThis is also the start of Memorial Day Weekend, which means you'll likely get Monday off. You're welcome. I wish I had more for this one because I don't want to hand the critics another reason to shout, "It's too short, Sir!" But, since free will has been shoved aside to make room for Determinism, I won't sweat it too much. Because I had nothing to do with it. It was all pre-determined long before I got here. I am blameless. With that in mind, let's go to a little earlier tonight to see what the Cosmic Universal Anthem Monologue Of The Month Club Monologue for today is. ************* Where Trump's Economy Is Headed | Frugality Is Sexy | Noem Don't Know | Knicks Ticket Scams The Late Show with Stephen Colbert 9.88M subscribers ************* Where Trump's Economy Is Headed | Frugality Is Sexy | Noem Don't Know | Knicks Ticket Scams The Late Show with Stephen Colbert 9.88M subscribers