It's Wonderific TACO Wednesday, Ya Beatniks! (Mylot Exclusive #1933)

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Lately, it occurs to me that if the current White House were a movie, its title would be, "Animal Outhouse." I am also predicting that the first biopic of Donny Dolittle Trump will be called, "Donny Does America," because he is doing to America what Debbie did to Dallas in 1978. But not in a good way. Debbie was much better at doing it than he is. She is also immeasurably more attractive. That's why her approval rating is 400 points higher than his. Speaking of approval, if you want to see my illustrated, expert, complete, uncensored, unbiased, and very unfairly unpaid review of "Debbie Does Dallas," go to the "Fine Film Reviews" section of my MyLot AfterDark Channel. With that in mind, let's go to earlier tonight to see what the Cosmic Universal Anthem Closer Look Of The Month Club Anthem Closer Look is for today. ************* Newsom Hits Back at Trump After Arrest Threat, Hegseth Grilled Over Troop Deployment: A Closer Look Late Night with Seth Meyers