NO KINGS DAY! (Mylot Exclusive #1936)

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It's Flag/No Kings Day here in the Neon Fun Jungle, Radio Rangers, and illiterate Death Cult MAGA white trash, like my friend, Meatball Ron, everywhere (Except in DC, where maybe 100 showed up) are celebrating by worshipping their orange God and killing Liberals ((Two Democratic Minnesota Lawmakers Shot, One Fatally; Suspect at Large, Article Linked Below)). Meanwhile (Stephen Colbert, 2018. Wonderific Wednesday, September 26, 2018, to be exact), DonOld Trump is praising President Putin and preparing for his North Korea-inspired parade. The parade hasn't been canceled yet and that sucks but there is some good news. The parade crowds are tiny but the protest crowds are yuge. Even in Minnesota, where the protests were officially called off for obvious reasons, tens of thousands showed up. So we have that going for us. With that in mind, let's go to this morning, to see what the Cosmic Universal Anthem Lawless Death Cult Murders Of The Month Club Anthem Lawless Death Cult Murders For today are. ************* Two Democratic Minnesota Lawmakers Shot, One Fatally; Suspect at Large Story by Ginger Adams Otis, Joseph Pisani, John McCormick • 52m • 3 min read