It's Wonderific Wednesday, Ya Beatniks! (Mylot Exclusive #1947)

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I am still furious at all the MAGATs who were stupid enough to vote for TACO, which is all of them. But I am enjoying Trashy Trump's continuing chronic pain. I'm enjoying it so much that I almost hope he lives long enough to find out that he isn't going to win yet another Nobel Peace Prize. According to the Nobel website, the announcements for the 2025 Prizes will be 6–13 October. So, like I said, if Iran or any other country plans on putting him out of our misery, I almost hope they wait until October 14. So he can have at least 24 hours of knowing that he is still a total failure that no one likes and will never win a Nobel. Of course, if they do it before then, I'm not going to look that gift assassination in the mouth. Page 2 ((Paul Harvey, 1943, some sources claim 1944, but my research indicates 1943)). President Leon Musk is jealous because other world leaders have started calling Trashy Weird Trump, Daddy. "He is not your daddy! I'm his daddy!" Leon was heard shouting when he learned of it. "And if you're expecting a spanking, forget it, because he only bottoms! No matter how much you beg! And then he starts topping from the bottom. But not in the way you want! But I don't care! I don't need him! I just hope you two are very happy together!" With that in mind, let's go back a little while ago to see what the Cosmic Universal Anthem Closer Look Of The Month Club Anthem Closer Look for today is. ************* Trump Called "Daddy" at Weird NATO Summit; Bernie Goes on Rogan; Zohran Wins in NYC: A Closer Look Late Night with Seth Meyers