Rain (Mylot Exclusive #1948)

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If I were given to massive understatement, I'd say that this is a rainy evening, Radio Rangers. A more accurate descriptor would include the words torrential, buckets, flooding, cats, and dogs. Some people call this kind of rain a "toad strangler," but I don't, because I don't need any more hate mail from PETA. Rangerettes, that's your cue to change into a plain white cotton t-shirt and go stand outside for a minute. I'd love to join you, but I'm not going out in this. Just come back inside and I'll look at you in here, where it's dry. In case you haven't already guessed, to me, nights like this are just the Universe's ((Call it God, if you want)) way of saying, "Let's have a giant wet t-shirt contest." Please note that this is an exhibition, not a competition, so no wagering is allowed. With that in mind, let's go to tonight to see what the Cosmic Universal Anthem Monologue Of The Month Club Anthem Monologue is for today. ************* Trump's Special Envoy to Middle East Steve Witkoff Says Iran, Israel and U.S. Conflict Is “Over"