It's Friday, Ya Beatniks! (Mylot Exclusive #1949)

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In the dungeons of your mind, who you got chained to the wall (Kenny Rogers & Jimmy Bowen, 1970)? Well, if you're MAGA, I have two guesses. Number one is DonOld Trump himself, because you are finally starting to realize that everything all us Godless Long Haired Hippie Liberals over here on the left were right about everything while you were completely wrong. Number 2 is Texas Govenor Greg Abbott. For walking up to King DonOld and using his face as an urinal (Texas governor vetoes bill that would ban all THC products, Article Linked Below). You, of course, are in the splash zone, so off to the dungeon he goes. Now, for all you bargain hunters, completely free of charge is my #3 Bonus Guess...Drum roll, please, Ringo...Kenneth Chesebro (Former Trump lawyer Kenneth Chesebro disbarred in New York over 2020 election interference case, Article Linked Below). I can hear you now. "Sir, the only reason they kicked him out of the bar is he don't love Trump enough! He was probably drunk and disorderly, too, but it's mostly cause he don't love Trump enough! I like lawyers who don't get disbarred, OK? And he should have won that case!" With that in mind, let's go to today and nearby temporal vicinities, to see what the Cosmic Universal Anthem Disgraced Lawyer And Horrible Governor With One Saving Grace Of The Month Club Anthem Disgraced Lawyer And Horrible Governor With One Saving Grace is for today. ************* CNN Texas governor vetoes bill that would ban all THC products Story by Associated Press • 3d • 2 min read https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/texas-governor-vetoes-bill-that-would-ban-all-thc-products/ar-AA1HguK0?ocid=TobArticle ------------- NBC News Former Trump lawyer Kenneth Chesebro disbarred in New York over 2020 election interference case Story by Zoë Richards • 20h • 2 min read