TACO Tuesday (Mylot Exclusve #1952)

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Happy Canada Day, Radio Rangers! I have some very good news for you. The DonOld Trump of organized religion is dead ((Televangelist Jimmy Swaggart dies at 90, weeks after going into cardiac arrest, Article Linked Below)). Before I get misquoted and/or misunderstood again, I should explain that whatever I'm about to say is not an attack on religion. I am an Atheist, but I also believe in a lot of things that many people think are crazy ((The Afterlife, ghosts, aliens, bigfoot, UFOs, etc, and so on)). As Bill Maher so charmingly put it, I "believe in the stupidest part of religion." That's why I wouldn't go on his talentless, low-rated show again, even if he got down on his hands and knees and begged me. I won't even watch it. I have personally seen lots of proof that someone or something is standing backstage, always out of sight but broadcasting its' presence by moving people and the scenery around via some unknown method. I don't call that mysterious thing God, but I might as well because it's as good as any other label. I also recognize that there are many fine religious people and clergypersons out there and I have nothing against any of them. It's just that people like Jimmy Swaggart give all of them a bad name. Furthermore, it must be said that the death of Jimmy Swaggart is not the end of fraudsters fleecing their victims through religion. Far from it, because there are plenty more out there just like him. It'll be the same when Dopey DonOld dies. That won't be the end of conmen using politics the same way Jimmy used religion to steal from his victims. But, we can be happy that one less person is stealing from people in the name of God. This seems to be a good time to remind anyone out there who is thinking of telling me, "Sir! You can't speak ill of the dead," you should cease, desist, stay silent and forever hold your peace. Because what I'm going to tell you is, "Go to Helena! Because you and Montana both deserve each other!" With that in mind, let's go to just a little while ago, to see what the Cosmic Universal Anthem Welcome Death Of The Month Club Anthem Welcome Death is for today. ************* Televangelist Jimmy Swaggart dies at 90, weeks after going into cardiac arrest Portrait of Natalie Neysa AlundNatalie Neysa Alund USA TODAY