It's Friday, Ya Beatniks! (Mylot Exclusve #1955)

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Happy Fourth Of July, Radio Rangers. We are having a mostly traditional Fourth here in the Neon Fun Jungle. The USA is 249 years old today. Or 237. Depending on who you ask and how you measure it. There are other valid numbers as well but we are keeping it simple and low-key. Since this is a birthday party, I had Brie, my favorite Upstairs Pastry Chef and Chief Executive Vice President In Charge Of Upstairs After Dinner Affairs, make two cakes. One shaped like the Liberty Bell. And one shaped like Independence Hall. The Liberty Bell features 250 (249+1 to grow on) Rangerettes in star-spangled bikinis, who will emerge from it later. Independence Hall has 238 Rangerettes in slightly different bikinis, because variety is the key to a successful birthday party. Since man, and many women, do not live by cake alone, Fifi, my favorite Upstairs Sommelier and Chief Executive Vice President In Charge Of Alcoholic Affairs, is behind the bar, whipping up all kinds of patriotically themed drinks and beers. With that in mind, let's go to somewhere on some day in some year, to see what the Cosmic Universal Anthem Song Of The Month Club Anthem Song for today is. Today's selection perfectly reflects the spirit and energy of America under the Dopey DonOld regime. It can also be considered a Coming Attraction or SPOILER because Dopey is 79 years old and in very poor health, so it will be played for him soon. The conductor of the orchestra is Andre Rieu from the Netherlands. ************* Taps, full version.