It's Friday, Ya Beatniks! (Mylot Exclusve #1959)

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It is a beautiful Fractious Friday afternoon here in the Neon Fun Jungle, Radio Rangers. Light rain and thunder and lightning. Of course, everyone else is describing with words other than "beautiful." Words that I can't repeat here because they appear at the top of the "Use These Words And Get Demonetized" list. As long as the Dopey DonOld Trump Slump continues, we can't afford to get demonetized. So we are going to call today beautiful, no matter how much it opposes popular opinion. As my friend, Alfred, Lord Tennyson (No relation to Alfred, The Butler) said, "Tis Better to Have stayed Monetized than to have been monetized and lost it." My friend Virgil put an even finer point on it when he said, "Monetization conquers all." I'll pause to give you time to laugh. Speaking of laughing, the first reviews of Alligator Alcatraz are in. "Swarming mosquitos. Nonworking toilets and horrific food." In other words, the critics are saying it's just another typical Trump Property. Just like Mar-A-Lago, Bedminster and all the other concentration camp flea bags Dopey DonOld has put his name on. Normally, I don't agree with the critics but I have to say that this time, they have gotten it right. In other unlikely news, I agree with my MAGA friends who say that Dopey DonOld IS the Deep State they detest. Their reasoning is flawed---They wouldn't be MAGA if their reasoning was flawless---It's not because Dopey is protecting Democrats by stupidly saying that the Epstein List magically disappeared. Their conclusion is sound, that Dopey is the Deep State. I wonder if they'll ever figure out that he was always the Deep State and he detests them even more than they detest him. With that in mind, let's go to earlier today, to see what the Cosmic Universal Anthem Review Of Aligator Alcatraz The Month Club Anthem Review Of Aligator Alcatraz is for today. ************* TOTAL CHAOS Breaks Loose in Trump FL ALLIGATOR PRISON MeidasTouch 5.09M subscribers