It's Hard Monday, Ya Beatniks! (Mylot Exclusve #1965)

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Distracting DonOld is slipping. He used to be able to change news cycles just by saying something really stupid. But now, when he needs it most, the talent has abandoned him. He really wants everyone to stop talking about the Epstein Files. But everyone is saying, "Nope. I still want to talk about them." Even the weak, stupid, and useless people in his base are saying it. He used to be able to control them. Not anymore. Now, he says he doesn't need them. He's going to take on President Obama (Yes, he seems to be committed to that suicide mission, along with the Rupert Murdoch suicide mission) all by himself and send him to prison! Even though Barry has immunity. But that isn't enough because no one is talking about President Obama. Because they are all too busy still talking about the Epstein Files. But don't count Dopey DonOld out just yet. Because he is playing the Coke card, Coca-Cola dodges after Trump says soda will switch back to cane sugar, Article Linked Below. Coke has responded, "Not so fast, Dopey. We never said that. Furthermore, 55% of the sugar here is made with beets, not cane and you have tariffed to a ridiculous degree the countries that produce cane sugar, and no one wants to pay $15 for a Coke, you moron." It's just the sort of thing you'd wish on an elderly rapist with a serious heart condition. Along with the latest polls that show that Dopey has an all-time low Approval Rating. And on top of this, Mark Green (Republican representative from Tennessee's 7th District and chair of the House Homeland Security Committee) announced his resignation on July 4, 2025. It became effective yesterday and makes the already slim Republican majority nearly invisible. It's going to be very difficult for them to keep blocking the release of the Epstein Files. Shortly after they are released, everyone will start calling them the Trump Files because they are 1% Jeff and 99% DonOld. Through all this, MAGA remains optimistic. And loyal to President Pubic Hair. His approval rating with the three people who still identify as Republicans is actually up. I wonder how much that will help him when the next heart attack strikes. With that in mind, let's go to Wonderific Wednesday, September 24, 1975, to see what the Cosmic Universal Anthem Song Of The Month Club Anthem Song is for today. ************* Business News Coca-Cola dodges after Trump says soda will switch back to cane sugar Asked about the switch, a representative for Coca-Cola didn’t explicitly say it would use cane sugar for products in the U.S.