It's TACO Tuesday, Ya Beatniks! (Mylot Exclusve #1965)
By Greg
@xander6464 (45329)
Wapello, Iowa
July 22, 2025 8:20pm CST
Gracie: "Don't give up, Blanche. Women don't do that. Look at Betsy Ross, Martha Washington-they didn't give up. Look at Nina Jones."
Blanche Morton: "Nina Jones?"
Gracie: "I've never heard of her either, because she gave up."
----------Gracie Allen
It's a sad day here in the Neon Fun Jungle, Radio Rangers, because Ozzy Osbourne died a few hours ago.
But don't cry too much, Rangers, because it is also a very funny day. Dopey DonOld, Sovereign King and Grand Imperial Wizard Of The Loyal Order Of Pedophiles, AKA MAGA, defended himself yesterday against claims that he did write the "Pubic Hair" Note by claiming he never uses and has never used the word "enigma" and a million news presenters and comedians responded by playing a clip of him saying "enigma."
He then said that he never "writes pictures," and the aforementioned million news presenters and comedians responded by showing about a dozen drawings written by Dopey.
In other Grand Wizard news, the Trump Junk Drawer is now short another dull blade: Judges vote to not keep Habba as interim us attorney of New Jersey ((Article Linked Below)).
How is Trump going to get along without the Parking Lot Lawyer? Sure, she never won a case in her life but she changed his diapers and kept him warm at night. When Laura Loomer and Polythene Scam Blondie had the night off.
What's the next stop on this Crazy Trump Train? Twenty-Fifth Amendment? Heart Attack? Crippling stroke? Prison?
With that in mind, let's go to 1965, to see what the Cosmic Universal Anthem Song Of The Month Club Anthem Song is for today.
At the next Junk Drawer meeting, I am going to propose this as the Dopey DonOld Theme Song.
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Tracy Newman sings Crooked Man
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Reuters
Judges vote to not keep Habba as interim us attorney of New Jersey
Story by Sarah N. Lynch • 4h • 2 min read
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/other/judges-vote-to-not-keep-habba-as-interim-us-attorney-of-new-jersey/ar-AA1J56Sj?ocid=TobArticle
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@FourWalls (77276)
• United States
23 Jul
I’m wondering how hurt he is over the fact that nobody’s talking about him but everybody is talking about Ozzy.
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@FourWalls (77276)
• United States
23 Jul
@TheHorse — made in China with genuine fake gold paint. Only $18,000 for something you could buy at a store for $59.
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@xander6464 (45329)
• Wapello, Iowa
23 Jul
I hope the Ozzy tributes don't give him a stroke or heart attack.
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