1000% OFF!!!!!!!! (Mylot Exclusve #1966)

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Well, MAGA, you have my apologies. I called your savior, Dopey DonOld, a talentless, economically stupid idiot of the highest order. But he has proven me wrong by promising to reduce drug prices by 1000%. Or more. Do you think his father, Fred Trump, is, right now, at the big refund counter in the basement, yelling, "I paid good money for his Wharton degree and I want it all back! Even a dropout should know that 100% off is as far as you can go. Even if his weak, stupid, useless supporters believe it, he should know better than to say it! And why can't he remember that he, not Sleepy Joe appointed Jerome Powell? And why can't he figure out that President Obama has immunity? Telling people he's going to be prosecuted is just Dopey setting himself up for another yuge humiliating failure." "Sir, this is what I voted for! The pharmaceutical companies are going to start paying me to take all those drugs that keep me alive!" Yeah. I'm sure it'll work out just like that. But will it make you stop talking about the Epstein Files? How about when the video of him raping 12-year-old girls is released? Sir, those pre-teens are not his type, so he's innocent! I don't care what your video says! Plus, he's very obviously Gay! Now you want me to believe he's interested in girls? How dumb are you, Sir?" Well, I suppose I'm not as smart as you and your genius Cult Leader are. I've never had to take a dementia test, and if I did, I wouldn't be bragging about it. With that in mind, let's go to earlier tonight to see what the Cosmic Universal Anthem Closer Look Of The Month Club Anthem Closer Look is for today. ************* Trump Hangs Up on CNN After Epstein Questions, Tells GOP to Pivot to Obama: A Closer Look Late Night with Seth Meyers