Josephine McMurtry’s cat.
By Fiacre Banks
@xFiacre (14139)
Ireland
August 3, 2025 9:14pm CST
I fell asleep on the toilet
Dreaming of Josephine’s cat,
Its hide was so soft and so fluffy
I turned it into a hat;
Its tail was a scarf
And I started to barf
When its eye turned up in my soup,
There it winked at me
Blinked at me
Diddly dinked
Then I woke
and remembered to poop.
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@LindaOHio (197799)
• United States
4 Aug
Cute poem with way too much information! lololololol
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@xFiacre (14139)
• Ireland
4 Aug
@ineeddentires I had to find something to do during all this wind.
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@Ineeddentures (13321)
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4 Aug
@xFiacre
It has not been as bad here as the weather app suggested.
All a bit of an anti climax to be honest.
Has it been quite ferocious over there?
@xFiacre (14139)
• Ireland
4 Aug
@Ineeddentures Nothing more than a fart in a tea cup. Stayed in most of the day anyway and that’s exhausting in itself.
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