Strange Days Indeed! (Mylot Exclusve #1972)

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############## This one was produced primarily for the historians who haven't been born yet but nonetheless have a driving need to know what it was like to be alive in 2025. Those of you who are currently alive might find it amusing, enlightening, and/or essential. Or not. You have been warned. So read on, or not, at your own risk. ############## Times are strange. Most generations can, with a fair amount of accuracy and little fear of being corrected, make the same claim. Still, I maintain that we are currently ensnared in the strangest times that have ever or will ever exist. Having come to the point where I have to begin defending my thesis, I'll start with the obvious. The weak, frail, heart-congested, morbidly obese elephant in the room, Dopey DonOld Trump. This talentless, low-IQ slob is the President Of The United States Of America. That should be the very bottom of my ridiculous evidence barrel, but since my ridiculous evidence barrel runneth over, it isn't. I also have this, Hitler's Dark Side: His Secret [Redacted To Preserve The Surprise Ending] ((Video Linked Below)). Did you get that? Adolph Hitler, the "man" who killed millions and was responsible for the near total destruction of vast swaths of central Europe, Eastern Europe, Northern Africa and Russia had a dark side! He is also the aforementioned Dopey's hero and inspiration, but that's another topic for another day. And what exactly was Adolph's Dark Side? Some heinous Epsteinesque practices that we previously didn't know about? No. Did someone uncover evidence that Hitler did things that makes Ted Bundy look like a choir boy? No. So what was his "Dark Side?" "Sir, don't tell me it was something we had already known about since 1946 and was the very least disturbing aspect of his twisted, perverted soul." It was something we had already known about since 1946 and was the very least disturbing aspect of his twisted, perverted soul. "I asked you not to tell me that!" Sorry about that ma'am. But you backed me into a corner and I had no choice. "So what was his dark side that we already knew about? Keep your shirt on and I'll tell you. "Hey! You can't tell me what to do! If I want to take my shirt off, I'm taking my shirt off! And there's nothing you can do about it! Now, tell me what that dark side is, already!" Have it your way. OK, prepare to gasp. His Dark Side was drug addiction! "Have the producers of that video been arrested and charged with First Degree Premeditated Aggravated Anticlimactic Title Abuse? Hey! What are you doing with my shirt? Why did you throw it on the chandelier???" Relax. You look really good right now and I don't want you to spoil it by putting your shirt back on, so I removed the temptation. Anyway, that's the world we live in. Dopey DonOld can be President, and someone can say that Hitler's Dark Side was drug addiction and a lot of people think it's just normal business as usual. "Are you saying that I don't look really good when I'm fully dressed?" I would love to answer that. I really would. But, unfortunately, the first, fifth, and 14th amendments are all in the way. With that in mind, let's go to earlier today to see what the Cosmic Universal Anthem Ridiculously Titled YouTube Video Of The Month Club Anthem Ridiculously Titled YouTube Video is for today. And, for good measure, we also have, from Hard Monday, January 9, 1984, the Cosmic Universal Anthem Song Of The Month Club Anthem Song for today. ************* Hitler's Dark Side: His Secret Drug Addiction Der Panzer 14.2K subscribers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvnALGmSI-E -------------- NOBODY TOLD ME. (Ultimate Mix, 2020) - John Lennon (official music video HD) johnlennon