It's Friday, Ya Beatniks! (Mylot Exclusve #1973)

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Happy Fractious Friday, Radio Rangers! I just got back from my week-long working vacation in New Siberia. It's really just Alaska, but Vlad calls it New Siberia and Dopey DonOld issued an Executive Order that says "Whatever Vlad wants, Vlad gets." So, I'm obligated to call it New Siberia. Did you see any of the news reels covering this historic meeting of Putin And His Puppet? No peace deals were signed or even discussed but watching Dopey work was like...Well, did you ever see "Deep Throat?" Linda Lovelace gave a very Trump-like performance. The major difference is that what Linda did in the movie is now considered legal in many states while what Dopey did is still considered unnatural---Because it involved two men instead of a man and a woman---and therefore illegal, in many red states. Dopey promised to end the war in Ukraine in 24 hours but, as usual, what he really meant was 24 decades. Speaking of oral gymnastics, all the girls at Club Sinrock and Fantasies On 5th say, "Hi! Wish you here!" So that was my week in New Siberia, née Alaska. Just boring work. So, let's take a look at what's going on here. That look is telling me that it's time to remember the words of that great poet, Stephen Stills, "If you can't love the headline you want, honey, love the headline you get." The headline we all want, of course, is, "Trump Is Dead! Shadey Vance Takes Oath Of Office." The headline we got is, "Trump's Chunky Bald Spot At Kennedy Center Has Him Looking Nursing Home-Ready," ((Article Linked Below)). It isn't the one we want but it will do for the next six to eight weeks. Because Dopey's doctors say that is how long the congestive heart failure is going to take. With that in mind, let's go to November 1970 to see what the Cosmic Universal Anthem Song Of The Month Club Anthem Song is for today. ************* Nicki Swift Trump's Chunky Bald Spot At Kennedy Center Has Him Looking Nursing Home-Ready Story by Lea B • 11h • 3 min read https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-s-chunky-bald-spot-at-kennedy-center-has-him-lofidelity.comng-nursing-home-ready/ar-AA1KuU2A?ocid=BingNewsSerp -------------- Love the One You're With Crosby, Stills & Nash