It's Hard Monday, Ya Beatniks! (Mylot Exclusve #1974)

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Good Morning, Radio Rangers! It seems that just about every other day, I see a new article like this one ((Has the James Webb Telescope Debunked the Big Bang Theory? Article Linked Below)) that claims that the Gang Bang Theory has been debunked. But none of them feel definitive. So, what's the deal? I'm confused. Are we living in a post-Gang Bang Universe or not? "Sir, it says 'Big Bang Theory.' Gang bangs are something entirely different. Clean your glasses!" You might be right. And for good reason. From the standpoint of banging, no one knows more about gangs and bigness than you. That's just one of the many reasons I made you my Porn Accountability Partner (PAP). "Are you blowing sunshine up my skirt, Sir, or are you just enjoying the view? I'm glad you brought up your porn habits because I've been meaning to talk to you about that. Don't get me wrong. I like girls' butts as much as anyone else. Well, as much as any normal person, but since I've been your PAP, I've seen an abnormal number of them, enough to last ten lifetimes. Old ones, younger ones, in every color, shape, and size. Dressed, undressed, and every state in between. Over and over and over again. They just never end. You really should branch out into something else once in a while." You're welcome. And I'm not blowing sunshine or anything else up your skirt. You could take that thing off for all I care. And then you'd see the lack of sunshine. And I'd be able to see what I want to see without straining my neck. "Sir, you are starting to push my stress energy tensor to the breaking point. Or, as my granny would put it, "Sir, you're commencing to rile me." Sorry, I didn't mean to rile you. Or break your tensor. Can I kiss your tensor to make it feel better? "It's the least you could do! But not here. Wait until we move to your MyLot AfterDark Channel." OK. In the meantime, let me tell you about the big surprise I have for you. This weekend, I'm taking you to the Taj MaTrump, the best Trump tribute hotel in Furnace Creek, to see Grandpa Moans, the best Grandpa Jones tribute artist in Nevada." "Yay. I was about to ask you to take me to Australia for a month so we can surf, dive the Great Barrier Reef, and maybe do some deep-sea fishing. But, I guess going to Death Valley in August to see a Grandpa Jones impersonator is just as good. In some Universe. Somewhere. With that in mind, let's go to Wonderific Wednesday, July 18, 1962, to see what the Cosmic Universal Anthem Song Of The Month Club Anthem Song is for today. This one is a double. "Suicide Blues" & an unknown number ************* Has the James Webb Telescope Debunked the Big Bang Theory? August 23, 2022 By Richard Young https://www.amazingfacts.org/news-events/af-blog/has-the-james-webb-telescope-debunked-the-big-bang-theory/ ------------- Stringbean -& Grandpa Jones on the Grand Ole Opry on July 18, 1962 World Bluegrass Day