TACO Tuesday! (Mylot Exclusve #1978)

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Hey, MAGA, are you practicing saying, "President Vance?" And, "He's really smart and definitely not Gay. He just wears way too much makeup. Just like every other totally straight alphamale cross-dresser." Or are you still pretending that Glorious Loser is perfectly healthy and will live to be 200 like one of his "doctors" said he would? While at the sme time desperately trying to cancel Cracker Barrel?" ::SPOILER ALERT:: Your efforts to cancel Cracker Barrel are going to go the same way as your efforts to cancel the NFL and Disney went. As my friend, Tony Baretta, would put it, "You're too weak, powerless, and stupid to accomplish anything, and that's the name of that tune!" You're even losing right here in the Neon Fun Jungle ((BREAKING: GOP has SHOCK LOSS in IOWA ELECTION, Video Linked Below)). Meanwhile, many people are saying that Dopey's kidneys have failed and he's now on dialysis. I don't know if it's true but it would perfectly explain his sudden aversion to playing golf and the strange bruises. And his ultra low energy and why he already looks like a corpse. Or maybe it's just the congestive heart failure that's making him look so weak and sickly. How is Dopey going to spin the yuge loss in deep red Iowa? Is he going to say that Catelin Drey hated Trump less than MAGA Republican Candidate Christopher Prosch? Like he did after the Canadian election? One last thing, ma'am. Taylor Swift is getting married! That means I have to go out now and buy a new suit. I wish people would think about me for once before they get engaged. With that in mind, let's go to earlier tonight to see what the Cosmic Universal Anthem Stunning Blue Victory Of The Month Club Anthem Stunning Blue Victory is for today. ************* BREAKING: GOP has SHOCK LOSS in IOWA ELECTION MeidasTouch 5.31M subscribers