It's Wonderific Wednesday, Ya Beatniks! (Mylot Exclusve #1979)

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I don't want Gavin Newsom (No relation to Tommy "Mr. Electricity" Newsom) to be President but I don't think my feelings will figure into the equation. The Dopey DonOld Trump Rubric dictates that we have to have a brand new President. One who is young, smart, vibrant, liberal, not senile and falling apart, and dynamic, and Gavin is the most likely choice and will presumably ride that number one position all the way into the Oval Office. Once he gets there, if there is a God, he will immediately restore the dignity of that office by undoing all the cheap, tacky, and trashy Dopey decor. "Sir, why are you so against Governor Newsom being President? Is it because he keeps refusing to change the name of the San Andreas Fault to the Trump Fault?" No. I love going to Sacramento and talking till I'm blue in the face, only to have him disregard all my suggestions. It's like talking to a brick wall, except the wall listens better. That has nothing to do with it. "Then just what is your major malfunction, Sir?" I'm just not completely happy with the way Gav is running California. I am very happy with the way he spikes Dopey's blood pressure and the gerrymandering plan, but the rest? Not so much. For example, why does Cali still have the death penalty? Iowa abolished it in 1963, for God's sake, so what's California's problem? "And what's your excuse, Sir? Why didn't you abolish the death penalty when you were Governor Of California? You didn't even legalize marijuana. Explain yourself." How many times do I have to tell you? When I was Governor, I had a hard choice to make. I could either turn California into the Liberal Paradise it was always meant to be. Or I could devote that time and energy to sleeping more often with Linda Ronstadt. I made my choice and I stand behind it." "You don't have to tell me you like standing behind it. Sometimes, I get the idea that you think that's the only way it can be done. You really should watch some of the educational videos I keep sending you. You should also consider getting back into politics, Sir, because you are refreshingly honest." If you had read my autobiography, you'd know that I never was in politics. They just automatically make you Governor Of California after you make enough movies and win enough Oscars. And you don't even have to win an Oscar. Arnold never won one. Ronnie never won one, either. He should have, though, because "Bedtime For Bonzo" is one of the all-time great movies. "Bonzo Goes To College" is great, too." "I think the only reason you like "Bonzo Goes To College" is because you like kissing me on my old veranda so much, Sir." I think you know me too well. With that in mind, let's go back to earlier today to see what the Cosmic Universal Anthem Gavin Newsome takedown of Trump Of The Month Club Anthem Gavin Newsome takedown of Trump is for today. We are also going to 1977 to see what the Cosmic Universal Anthem Song Of The Day is. ************* Trump’s WORST FEAR HITS with SURPRISE COUNTER-ATTACK MeidasTouch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6N6Z2StEAbQ ------------- Linda Ronstadt - It's So Easy (Official Music Video) Linda Ronstadt