Mourning (Mylot Exclusve #1984)

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It's been kind of a strange day, Radio Rangers. It all started first thing this morning when I ordered a mimosa. Fifi, my Sommelier and Chief Executive Vice President In Charge Of Alcoholic Affairs, brought it to me, as she always does, and I couldn't help noticing that she was completely naked. "Is it Casual Friday already?" I asked. "Non," She answered. "Then why are you out of uniform?" "Haven't you heard? Giorgio Armani died (( Giorgio Armani, who dressed the powerful and famous from boardroom to Hollywood, dies at 91, Article Linked Below)). I am so depressed, I may never wear clothes again." I told her I hadn't heard and then assured her that I would fully support her grieving process through this difficult time. No matter how long it takes. Then I noticed that I was a little hungry, so I ordered a light breakfast. Fifi was too distraught to eat, so I only needed two dozen donuts, garnished with a tray of bagels and lox. When Brie, my favorite Upstairs Pastry Chef and Chief Executive Vice President In Charge Of Upstairs After Dinner Affairs, arrived with them, she, too, for the same reason, was completely nude. Except for a few sprinkles and a little icing. I treated them as appetizers and if you want the full details, go to the Breakfast Section of my MyLot AfterDark Channel. The same pattern has been repeating all day long. I gotta say that I'm sorry Giorgio died but I am happy with the mourning nudity. Even my Agent, Drusilla, refused to get dressed today. With that in mind, let's go to earlier today to see what the Cosmic Universal Anthem Obituary is for today. ************* AP Lifestyle Giorgio Armani, who dressed the powerful and famous from boardroom to Hollywood, dies at 91