jokes

India
December 2, 2006 8:17pm CST
How do men sort their laundry? "Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable".
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6 responses
@shayneyu (212)
• China
12 Dec 06
funny,but can't laugh
• United States
12 Dec 06
Reaching the end of a job... Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person asked a young engineer fresh out of MIT what kind of a salary he was looking for. "In the neighborhood of $140,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." "Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years...say, a red Corvette?" "Wow! Are you kidding?" "Yeah, but you started it."
@harish4u (1393)
• India
3 Dec 06
this is a bit gud and not hilarious motly....sorry to say that
@Priceless (1278)
3 Dec 06
Ha ha ha. Thats funny and true
@kids91911 (4366)
• United States
3 Dec 06
I don't know I do the laundry in this house.
@prasad1961 (5603)
• India
3 Dec 06
A couple return from their honeymoon and it's obvious to everyone that they are not talking to each other. The groom's best man takes him aside and asks what is wrong. "Well," replied the man, "when we had finished making love on the first night, I got up to go to the bathroom and I put a $50 bill on the pillow without thinking." "Oh, I shouldn't worry about that too much," said his friend. "I'm sure your wife will get over it soon enough. She can't expect you to have been saving yourself all these years!" The groom nodded gently and said, "I don't know if I can get over it though, she gave me $20 change!"