Just Me, the Spatula, and Samuel L. Jackson

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so i was cooking earlier and caught myself having a full conversation with myself. ..not just mumbling either, like actual back and forth "whered i put the garlic" , "oh right there" ..then outta nowhere i said "if you got me on tape then i damn well said it, waste the mothe...." like that samuel l jackson line from rules of engagement... all while looking for salt my wife walked in and just stared at me lmao...pretty sure i do this more than i realize?? random movie quotes just slip out, usually action movie stuff for some reason.. please tell me im not the only one who does this