FB thinks I'm fat

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Why else would I be getting all these ads for various weight-loss thingies? You know the ones: gelatine, patches, don't eat this one thing, etc. etc. I made the mistake last month to click on one of those gelatine ones, just to see what they were mixing up. An hour later, I still hadn't found out the full recipe. But I'm getting all these ads. I realise they'll all just click bait, but I want to know what that one thing is that I shouldn't eat... They never do say. But apparently I need to eat a dozen eggs a day... or start the day drinking lime juice or olive oil or apple cider vinegar... I don't really NEED to lose weight, a boob-reduction would lighten my load by about 5 pounds, and what I REALLY would like is to regain an inch or two in height. Anybody know where I can get an anti-gravity chamber cheap?