Cookie came back to see me

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I didn't want to post this because I was scared that nobody would believe me, but Cookie one of our Cats spoke to me tonight. I was in the bathroom having a dump and smoking a joint with the window open, and hey Presto Cookie jumped in through the window and landed on the floor between my feet. I automatically said hello as you do and she rubbed herself up against my legs purring. I stroked her back and pulled on her tail quite hard just as she always liked it, She turned round, hissed and jumped through the window, gone out into the night. I told Yvonne. Yvonne isn't happy!! She took my weed away, and my mushroom tea and my Raspberry Gin Said I could keep my snacks thank god Cookie died 5 years ago and Yvonne said Cookie did not come to see me. Her face changed when she saw the paw marks on the windowsill See, I told you , Cookie did too come back to see me. The picture is not Cookie But it does look like Cookie