Blinded by the light.

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Well our new radiator has been fitted, and the cost was not just financial. The plumber was a lovely person, efficient and competent, and the finished job is to my satisfaction. But before he began he regaled me with his life story and the awfulness of the woman he had been married to briefly. Quite a story for one so young. At last he wound it all up and after having bared his soul to me he turned to the radiator, bent down, and bared his bottom for good measure. A fine example of builder’s butt it was, and the whitest buttocks I have even seen, blindingly white. It was akin to having a light shone in one’s eyes. All this with no sign of an underpant. So much crack on display that there wasn’t much point in wearing trousers because all they covered were his thighs. I’m so glad my wife was out - she would have admonished him had she been there. Would you have said anything?