Wheee! I am not a drug addict!

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To Kaiser's credit, I already got the results back from my tests yesterday morning . It appears that my kidneys are not going to fall out, and that I am not a drug addict. I could have told them the latter without having to pee in a bottle (actually a cup), but perhaps some people prevaricate about such things. What's funny is I tested negative for every drug in the book, including those I use. I suppose there is a "threshold" beneath which these drugs will not show up in a test. Have you been drug tested lately? What are some of your most frequently used drugs?