Super Important Question....

Defuniak Springs, Florida
May 12, 2026 9:29pm CST
I'm talking life or death. Prepare yourself. ARE YOU READY? Are you team mayo? Or Team Miracle Whip? Please note that if you are team miracle whip, you will be harsly judged. Both now and in the afterlife.
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@AmbiePam (119028)
• United States
3h
Well, I used to be team Miracle Whip because that’s what my mom cooked with. She didn’t know like we do now Miracle Whip is filled with crud that isn’t really good for us anyway. Incidentally, I once innocently shook a jar of Mayo in front of my brother-in-law. He almost threw up. He can’t stand the wobble it does. Guy can change a diaper fine, but not see that.
• Defuniak Springs, Florida
3h
We have a friend who is completely grossed out by mayo too. At new years, i slung some at her and i thought she was going to kill me righ thtere. lol. its insane that people are digusted by it that much lol but im glad you have made it to the good side. although my grandma used miracle whip too. im assuming they were probably about the same age, or born in the same time frame.
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@AmbiePam (119028)
• United States
2h
@thislittlepennyearns Mynmom was born in 1959, but she was just obsessed with trying to make things healthier. Her mom’s food was delicious, but really fattening.
• Defuniak Springs, Florida
2h
@AmbiePam Oh then she was in between my grandma and my moms ages. My grandma was born in 1942, and my mom in 1968.
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@Deepizzaguy (121131)
• Lake Charles, Louisiana
2h
Team Miracle Whip since I have enjoyed the taste of Miracle Whip for a long time.
• Philippines
2h
I think Mayo, that's my mom always buy in the grocery.