At The Pool There Was Every Kind of Bathing Suit Imaginable

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I was at three pools last week. I saw every possible iteration of bathing suit imaginable There was a pretty large lady in her thirties wearing a black one piece bathing suit with mostly cut outs in it. I told my friend that if I wore that I would look like the sausage was exploding out of the casing. My friend said that’s what the lady looked like but the lady didn’t care I saw lots of cleavage. I saw lots of butt cheeks. I saw thongs which by the way I will never understand why someone would want to wear that I saw a tall elderly lady with white hair wearing an American flag bikini. She looked like she used to be either a linebacker or a women’s gym coach. Either way, it was a disgrace to the flag. My friend and I adorned modest bathing suits that were size and age appropriate.