I Don’t Love My Husband Unconditionally
By LooeyVille
@LooeyVille (84)
United States
July 29, 2026 9:12pm CST
As I lay here trying to fall asleep strange thoughts enter my head
Love is romanticized in television. I love my husband without fail. I thought I would do anything for him. Turns out that’s not true
I’m not going to pick up a worm for him. Nope. Worms freak me out. Nope, not gonna do it
Not gunna give up my cat for him. No, Oliver needs me and has grown accustomed toto this lifestyle of having a human servant
Not going to move to Floridas for him. Nope, too hot and humid
So I guess I don’t love him unconditionally. There are apparently conditions.
But seriously, I’m being funny here. I would take a bullet for him . . . But I’m still not picking up a worm
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@AmbiePam (123737)
• United States
1h
What about Oliver though? I’m not giving up my dog for a man. If he’s allergic I’ll drive him to an allergist, but my dog showed up before a guy did so I’m keeping my dog. Do I find something wrong with my attitude of putting a pet over a human? Yes, I do.
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@Deepizzaguy (123746)
• Lake Charles, Louisiana
2h
That is true since I know what you mean about not wanting to pick up a worm for your husband.
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@jefferson126 (3668)
• Shenzhen, China
2h
Worms is scary,it's understandable you won't pick up a worm for husband.
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