Wha-at...?

@xstitcher (40266)
Petaluma, California
September 3, 2026 5:43pm CST
Nothing like this has happened in a while. An hour or so ago, I saw a delivery truck, and I guy got out and headed toward my building. Usually they come for one of my neighbors to the left of me. Upstairs they're always getting stuff from Amazon, and downstairs they're getting something from Chewy. About ten-fifteen minutes ago I got my raincoat on and went to check the mail. Outside my door there was a package, which I pushed inside. There was nothing whatsoever in my mailbox, and I decided to open the package when I got home. The outside said: Where it always feels good to be you. Never heard of it. Then I looked at the label. It was my address, but it was to someone named Wendy something-or-other. No Wendy here. It turned out to be two containers: one of "Daily Hormone and Stress support", and another of "Daily metabolism and blood sugar support". There was also some kind of "shake" container and a box of "Shakeology" chocolate flavored super nutrition stuff. Guess I'll wrap it back up and put return to sender on it, because it's nothing I want. So, super exciting mail. Have a great morning/afternoon/evening/etc. in your part of myLot land, and I will "see" you all later!
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• Defuniak Springs, Florida
4 Sep
That stuff would probably do wonders for you and make you feel better.
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@BarBaraPrz (52133)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
4 Sep
Or not... but at least it was "free".
@Deepizzaguy (125307)
• Lake Charles, Louisiana
3 Sep
I am happy that one letter came in from Medicare to offer me an offer to apply for receiving some much needed health insurance.
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@AmbiePam (127064)
• United States
4 Sep
How odd. I wonder where the disconnect happened.
@xstitcher (40266)
• Petaluma, California
4 Sep
Got me.
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@BarBaraPrz (52133)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
4 Sep
Isn't it a federal offense to open somebody else's mail?
@xstitcher (40266)
• Petaluma, California
4 Sep
Well, I guess they'll come arrest me, then. It does have my exact address on it.
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• Philippines
4 Sep
That's kinda weird, glad you did not take it.
@Wrexxo (7371)
4 Sep
That's funny, getting someone else's health shake mystery box lol. Good idea to just send it back, no use for stuff that ain't even yours. Hope Wendy gets her stuff sorted out somehow!
@septabchips (1649)
• United Kingdom
4 Sep
That is definitely an unusual package to find outside your door! I would be wondering who Wendy is and how her rather specific collection of supplements ended up at your address. At least it was not something perishable sitting there in the rain. I think “return to sender” is probably the best option. Definitely not the kind of surprise package I would want to start experimenting with! Hope the rest of your day is a little less exciting.