Funny joke or dead wrong, tell me which?
By estarga
@estarga (1188)
United States
December 3, 2006 3:58pm CST
George Bush has a heart attack and dies.
Obviously, he goes to Hell, where the Devil
is waiting for him.
"I'm not sure what to do," says the Devil.
You're on my list, but I have no room for
you. But, since you
definitely have to stay here, I am going to
have to let someone
else
go.
I have three folks here who weren't quite as
bad as you were. I'll let one of them go, but you'll have to take their place. I'll even let you decide who leaves." George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.
The Devil opened the first room. In it was
Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and climbing out, over and over. Such was his fate in Hell. "No!" George shouted. "I don't think so.
I am not a good swimmer, and I don't think I
could do that all day
long". The Devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a
sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing the hammer, over and over, time after time. "No! I've got this problem with my shoulder, I would be in constant agony if all I could do was breaks rocks all day", commented George. The Devil opened the third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky doing what she does best. George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this." The Devil smiled and said, "Ok, Monica, you're
free to go!"
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@Sikh_Boy (230)
• United States
5 Dec 06
I have some good one
GEORGE BUSH IN LIBRARY
The president goes into a library. "I would like a cheeseburger and fries," he says in a loud, clear voice."
"But sir," says the assistant, "this is a library."
"Gee, I'm sorry," says Bush, and whispers very quietly, "I'd like a cheeseburger and fries."
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BUSH GETS CODED MESSAGE FROM OSAMA BIN LADEN
After numerous rounds of 'We don't even know if bin Laden is still alive', bin Laden decides to send George W. a letter in his own writing to let him know that he is still in the game.
Bush opens the letter and sees only a coded message: "370HSSV-0773H". He can't figure it out, so he asks Karl Rove.
Rove suggests that the head of the CIA would certainly understand code, so Bush sends it to George Tenet. Tenet, however, can't figure it out, either. He suggests, "How about Condi? She has a doctorate, that means she's smart."
But Dr. Rice is baffled, too. As Bush is pondering the mysterious message lying on the desk before him, Colin Powell enters the Oval Office. When he sees the paper and reads what is written on it, he asks, "Sir, where did that come from?"
Bush replies testily, "Supposedly it's a message from Osama bin Laden. But what the hell does '370HSSV-0773H' mean?"
Powell clears his throat and replies, "Mr. President, I think you've been looking at the message upside down."
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GEORGE BUSH SPOTS MOSES
George Bush was visiting Mubarak in Egypt and they were out in the boondocks and George sees an old man with a white beard and hair in the distance and asks Mubarak, "Isn't that Moses"?
George was so convinced it was Moses that he called out and motioned to the man to come, but the man turned and started walking away. George, being a jogger, ran after him and caught up to him and stopped him and exclaimed, "You MUST be Moses".
The man replied, "Go away, the last time I talked to a bush, I had to roam the desert for 40 years."
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@sexysilver (928)
• United States
5 Dec 06
LOL.
I'm not a big George Bush fan, but I did like Clinton cuz things were just more peaceful when he was in office.
Good joke. :)
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@Justme2007 (1848)
• United States
3 Dec 06
Funny joke instead of kissing a.. hes sucking d... I really don't like bush so this would make me happy
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@brickjames (56)
• United States
13 Dec 06
This joke disappointed me. We should respect and revere our leaders. Not make light of them. This country was built off of blood sweat and tears of our forefathers. Great men that have made our way of life possible. You might not like George Bush. But guess what? He doesn't like any of you either.
