December 3, 2006 8:35pm CST
While attending a Marriage Encounter Weekend, Bill and Mary listened to the instructor declare: "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other." He addressed the men: "Can you each name and describe your wife's favourite flower?" Bill leaned over, gently touched Mary's arm, and whispered: "It's self-raising, isn't it dear?" Thus began Bill's life of celibacy . . .
4 Dec 06
It shall be interesting to see how many roses, carnations or whatever you get as responses to this one firelight. Thanks for sharing this with us firelight, and celibacy is what he deserved too after making that sort of response. LOL