PJ / myLot

India

December 3, 2006 11:14pm CST

Hellloooo , 1)Prasad ask's Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar. .. .. why ?? why ?? .. Because, Tendulkar is an opener. 2)Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi? ... . Socho socho .. .. aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!! 3)What will! u call a person who is leaving India?? Socho...............Socho .. .. Hindustan Lever (Leaver). 4)Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam Kya tha................................... . Socho yar ....its very easy .. Answer: adidas 5)Luv and Kush were going to a village & in between comes a well. Luv fells into the well. Why ? .. .. Because Luv is blind!!!!! 6)Now Kush also jumps inside. Why? .. .. OK lot's of head scratching done. . Answer is... Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!! Want one more... 7) Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.. nahi pata..?? .. .. Answer: D'Cold "chain ki saans - D'cold" 8)Ek aur..... Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus stop pe khade hain. Kajol chali gayi, par Sharukh bus pe nahin chada - kyon?? arey yeh to batao . .. .. think harder... .. .. Kyonke woh Kajol ko chhodne aaya tha. Ha, ha, ha..kitna asan tha ....kya yaar...tum bi na 9)Ek aur muaka de hi dete hain tumhe ..... kamal,vimal do bhai they,dono bus stop pe khade the.. bus aai vimal chad jata hai per kamal nahin jata hai why??? .. . Kyonkieeeeee bus per likha tha ONLY VIMAL !!!!!

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chweetie

@chweetie (431)

• India

4 Dec 06

that was good .now read this priest is walking down the street one day when he notices our Little Johnny trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, Little Johnny is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach.After watching Little Johnny efforts for some time, the priest steps smartly across the street, walks up behind the little fellow and, placing his hand kindly on the child's shoulder leans over and gives the doorbell a solid ring.Crouching down to the child's level, the priest smiles benevolently and asks, "And now what, my little man?"To which Little Johnny replies, "Now we run!"

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