jokes really work

India
December 4, 2006 7:19am CST
PROFESSOR : Akal badi ki bhais? MUNNA BHAI : Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu. ________________________________ MUNNA BHAI : Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai? CIRCUIT : Bhai, gaadi hai. MUNNA BHAI : Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai? CIRCUIT : Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford ----------------------------------------------------- MUNNA BHAI : Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha. MAMU : Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya? MUNNA BHAI : Yaad nehin hai yaar. Bahut purane baat hai. ________________________________ MUNNA BHAI : Mamu, tu kitna pada hai? MAMU : B.A. MUNNA BHAI : Sala, two akshar pada aur woh bhi ulta such sort of jokes do u think really make us to laugh and what is place of joke in life
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@ricky1209 (1675)
• India
22 Jan 07
A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"
@ankscorek (567)
• Djibouti
4 Dec 06
gr8 dude i rated it +