What do you think about Cat Fancy Magazine spoiled cat contest?

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And the number one spoiled cat is: "Every afternoon the cat expects a snack of catnip tea with warm apricot sour cream scones topped with freshly whipped cream. While the cat eats, the owner plays Bach to her on the piano. Then the cat wants to sleep only on the owner's lap, and if the phone or doorbell ring the owner ignores them so she won't disturb the cat. Several times a week the cat is hand-fed thinly sliced wild salmon and other fish."