Help, I don't know what to do! Advice please? I have a problem!

Tweet

Help, I don't know what to do! Advise please? I have a problem! What would you do? Here's the deal.... Okay, I went shopping and found lots of things I wanted. I am woman, I like things. It's in the female nature to want things. So I got things, lots of things. When I go to pay for all these things, I discovered much to my amazement that I had forgotten all of my money and was without anything to pay for all of these things!Oh, I was embarrassed, so embarrassed. I asked my family doctor, who was in line, what I should do. I said Doctor, Mr. MD, can you tell me just what I should do? He said baby, oh baby, just grin and bare it. So I did. I grinned and I bared it. Bared it all. Did a little jig to boot. All the while, the crowd was growing and people were watching me. I knew from the looks on their faces they wanted an encore of the dancing jig, so I gave them an encore presentation. My family doctor had a strange look on his face though. Finally, after over two hours of all of this, I decided I had grinned and bared it enough, and I redressed and took on a grimmer expression. I asked my family doctor just what he thought, and he said baby oh baby I said to grin and bare it, and I answered yes you did, and I did. And he then spelled out the word 'bear' saying he meant to grin and take it, deal with it, etc, not to 'bare' it as in take my clothes off. And I fainted right then and there! So I need to know, what you would do in this situation. I cannot show my face in the city now, that was a large crowd that watched me for over two hours. I must disguise myself to go shopping or any place. Help!