Why do men think they can FART wherever they want to?
By krankies
@krankies (811)
United States
December 7, 2006 8:32pm CST
My husband stinks...........please add to this. My family room smells like a bathroom and everytime I comment he laughes like it was a joke. No lie I have my shirt over my nose right now. Why can't they at the least leave the room so the rest of us don't have to smell it.
3 responses
@brendalee (6082)
• United States
8 Dec 06
OMG! Thanks for the laugh. I know exactly how you feel. I've spent lots of time with my shirt over my nose.lol. My boyfriend says he farts without leaving the room because if you wait too long you might explode. His reasoning,not mine. Sometimes he will do it in the store and then I have to move away quickly so no one thinks it was me. Hes not shy about it either. He just lets them rip.
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@margieanneart (26423)
• United States
8 Dec 06
Oh girls, you are so funny. But, I too have to say the same thing happens here. They think they are so cute. Just like little boys, but boy does it stink. My husband will lift the covers up, and I gag out. Wish we could do it back, but they are kings of it.
@ElusiveButterfly (45939)
• United States
8 Dec 06
I keep matches in every room of the house. Light one if he farts, the sulphur takes care of the smell. Men are little boys.
