joke

seven sadhoos seven chatai par dhyan laga kar baithe the. ek aadmi aata hai aur sabse bajran saadhoo se poochta hai. ....." maharaj ! ladki nahi pat rahi hai , kya karoon?".... woh saadhoo sabse chote saadhoo ko pukarta hai .... aur kehta hai ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... " chotu ek aur chatai laga de beta"

Farts with Guts There was a guy who would sit in front of the TV all day and fart. Not gassy air farts, greasy wet ones. This angered his wife and she would always say, "one day you're gonna fart your guts out." One day, as the wife was preparing a turkey for supper, the husband fell asleep. She took the innards of the turkey and placed them in the underwear her husband was wearing. She then went back to cooking the turkey. Later on that night, her husband came do the dinner table looking very frightened. "What happened?" asked his wife. "Well," the man said, "you were right. I farted my guts out." "what did you do?" asked his wife. "Well with the Grace of God and these first two fingers I got 'em all back up in there!"

I do not like jokes.

A little old unmarried lady daily observed young business executives going into a coffee house. They would run in, run to the bathroom, run out, get in line, pick up a coffee and using their fingers, then pick up two or three lumps of sugar out of the bowl on the counter. So, she complained to the manager. "It's unhygienic," she said. "Obviously these young executives are in too much of a hurry to even wash their hands. They rush straight out and handle the sugar lumps in the container we all have to use. You should provide a pair of tongs." The manager said that he would take care of her complaint. However, after a short time of watching every day, there wasn't a sugar tong in sight. She protested again and the manager took her into the gentlemen's bathroom, where he proudly showed her a set of tongs attached to a chain alongside each urinal. And a sign reading "Please use tongs on dongs" over the urinal area!

A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found Mrs Sardar painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket. Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall. She showedhim the instructions on the tin, "For best results put on two coats" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A sardar was drawing money from ATM, The sardar behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks (****). The first sardar replies, Ha! Ha! Haaa! U r wrong, Its 1258. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mrs. Kartar had bought a beautiful sweater for her husband . She sent it to her husband by parcel post along with a note. The note said : ' The buttons of the sweater are removed since they where too heavy and added to the postage . You will find them in the right hand pocket of the sweater .

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