gud!! Santa Jokes

September 19, 2006 6:33am CST
1) Saradr went to an underwear company for job interview. The manager says, "If you can answer these 3 questions right, job is yours! We pack our underwear in 7-packs, 5-packs and 12-packs. Why? The Sardar thinks for a moment and replies: "The 7-packs are for Indian men: one for each day of the week. The 5-packs are for American men: one each for Monday to Friday, and they don't wear underwear on weekends. The 12-packs are for Pakistani men: one each for January, February...". 2. Nurse handover new born baby to Santa. Santa very exited, "Oye Puttar ho gaya, puttar ho gaya". Nurse shouted. "Oye meri ungali chod, ladki ho gayi hain...!" 3. Sardar sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.. when people asked "what he was doing?" he replied " oye! Higher studies"!! 4. Ek ladka 1 ladki ko dekhake bola kitni kali ho ? Ladki : isme tere bap ka kya jata hai ? Ladka : mere bap ka gaya hota to gori hoti. 5. Four hightech Santa inventions: ---Waterproof towel ---Solar powered torch ---Book on how to read ---Pedal powered wheel chair 6. Ek family SHOLAY dekh ke Aayi, Aur Pati Patni Se Romantically Bola, "Nach Basanti Nach". Child added : "Mummy ! is kutte ke samne mat nachna ". 7. Santa is not sleeping with his wife these days because somebody had told him that it is wrong to
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@gbeast95 (505)
• United States
28 Aug 08
u scare me ps:u relly do scare me
@masbaaz (395)
• India
30 Sep 06
Oye great yaar. Autr hai to post kar. main tere ko rating deta hoon.