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Fred, age 85, and Mabel, age 79, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the home they pass a drugstore. Fred suggests that they go in. He addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers: "Yes." Fred: "Do you sell heart medication?" Pharmacist: "Of course we do." Fred: "How about medicine for circulation?" Pharmacist: "All kinds." Fred: "Medicine for rheumatism?" Pharmacist: "Definitely." Fred: "Medicine for memory?" Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety." Fred: "What about vitamins and sleeping pills?" Pharmacist: "Absolutely." Fred: "What about sugar diabetes. We both got bad cases." Pharmacist: "Oh, but of course. You name it, with that condition, and we have the works." Fred:"You have loose bladder and gas pills?" Pharmacist: "Yes, there are lots of those with plenty of generics." Fred: "Perfect! We'd like to register here for our wedding gifts."