Why Sardarji jokes r so famous?

@atul_asv (520)
India
December 10, 2006 3:07am CST
You can be sure the person is Sardar when he: - Puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to makeup his mind. - Sends a fax with a postage stamp on it. - Thinks socialism means partying. - Takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept. - At the bottom of the application where it says, "Sign here" he puts "Sagittarius." - Sells the car for gas money. - Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead. - Drives to the airport and sees a sign that said, "Airport left", he turns around and goes home. * * * * * * Why did 18 Sardarjis go to a movie? Because below 18 was not allowed. * * * * * * How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday? Tell him a joke on Wednesday. * * * * * * What is the Sardar doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears? Trying to hold on to a thought. * * * * * * Why do Sardars work seven days a week? So you don't have to re-train them on Monday. * * * * * * What do you see when you look into a Sardar's eyes? The back of his head. * * * * * * What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer? Just-beer Singh ('T' silent!). * * * * * * Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms? They think their picture is being taken. * * * * * * Why does Sardar have "TGIF" written on their shoes? Toes Go In First. * * * * * * Why can't Sardar dial 911? They can not find the eleven on the phone * * * * * * "Oh, look at the dead bird." Sardar looked skyward and said "Where, Where? * * * * * *
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@Betso221 (1699)
• India
10 Dec 06
Hey man tanx for all that jokes some are new for me and i really enjoy sardar jokes.
@atul_asv (520)
• India
10 Dec 06
most welcome... i'm still adding! so enjoy..
@nana1944 (1364)
• United States
23 Jan 07
SARDAR SON : when the train will come FATHER SARDAR :Their 0ne red light blowing u see when the red light off then the train will come. STATION MASTER : That is yellow light not red light.that yelow light is attached in front of the train u see that is a train.