Heart Attack

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For those of us who watch what we eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to finally know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies. 1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 2. Mexicans eat alot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 3. Africans drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 5. Germans drink alot of beer and eat lots of sausage and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. CONCLUSION: Eat and drink whatever you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.