Do you do your own home repairs?

@suedarr (2382)
Canada
December 11, 2006 12:26pm CST
I admit that I am not very handy around the house. I have difficulty with just painting a wall. Sometimes I think I wish I could do more repairs around the house as this would save big money on having professionals come in. Then I read the horror stories written by people who go this route and try to fix things themselves. The following was the worst I've come across to date. Ew! If they had called in professionals maybe they could have saved themselves some heartache. "The refrigerator had been slowly listing, leaning backwards further and further over the years in the decrepit single-wide mobile home. It was time, we decided, to give the sagging kitchen a new floor. It was what lay beneath that haunts us to this very day. Gingerly removing the old fridge, we could see the extent of the damage – severe rot of some kind, probably due to moisture during the 40+ years of the trailer’s existence. We were so naive. We cleared out the rest of the appliances and furnishings, then prepared to bully up the cracked, scarred linoleum. I spotted a few large black ants wandering out of a small hole where the refrigerator had been, their slow, random movements no threat. “Grease ants,” I thought to myself. I knew their kind. They smelled horrible when crushed, like angry turpentine, hence the nickname. Their biting black bodies were a familiar sight in the trailer, and we did not question from whence they came, or where they were going to. I called my husband over and pointed out the handful of creatures crawling out of the hole. “This is where they’ve been coming from, I guess.” He nodded and turned away toward the tools, then returned with a hammer. Before I could ask what his motives were, the hammer fell with deadly force, a bull’s eye in the center of the ant hole. I smiled, amused and incredulous, as he yanked the hammer back out of the damage with difficulty, and opened my mouth to speak. But I was rendered speechless by what happened next. From the wound poured dozens, then hundreds, then thousands of the black creatures, like a living oily fluid. The pool widened to three feet in diameter, then four, and my husband and I looked at each other. I gasped, realizing that we had no defense against this alien entity that was quickly filling the kitchen. We stepped backwards in horror, then frantically looked around for something – anything – to stem the evil tide of biting insects. At last I stumbled upon some window cleaner, and was able to keep them at bay long enough for my husband to scramble for the insecticide like a mad man. Finally, judgment rained down – the hoards were defeated, even as some of them managed to escape into the adjacent chocolate-colored living room carpet. It was only later, after the corpses and poison of the battle had been cleared away, that we were able to cut out the floor between the framing and assess the damage. We knew then what we had been dealing with all those years. The scourge was a nest of carpenter ants, something we hadn’t understood before that fateful day. The vermin had made lacework out of the layers of plywood under where the fridge had stood, and if not for the linoleum, it would have fallen through the floor years earlier. If you have the misfortune to encounter a situation like ours, may you be more observant and prepared than we were, and avoid a similar grim fate. Beware the sinister carpenter ant!" Source http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/50984/attack_of_the_evil_ant_creatures_a.html
4 responses
@kokopelli (4842)
• United States
29 Dec 06
the only things i do are some hammering and bulb-changing, i leave the rest to the experts :)
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@suedarr (2382)
• Canada
29 Dec 06
Good idea! ... :)
@nhtpscd (1416)
• Australia
19 Dec 06
Yep I do my own renos and hate what I find as I am removing things. Bugs of all shapes and forms. Luckily I an not scared of them I wish the little buggers would find their own homes not ours!!
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@suedarr (2382)
• Canada
19 Dec 06
I wish I was more handy and less afraid of bugs lol! Thank you for the reply!
@aprilsue00 (1991)
• United States
11 Dec 06
That is horrifying. I hate bugs of any kind. I'm glad it taken care of. As for doing my own home repairs that is a big negative. Occasionally my husband will attempt to do them but more times than not we will just hire somebody. It is easier that way.
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@suedarr (2382)
• Canada
11 Dec 06
Thank you and yeah I agree that the bugs would be the absolute worst!
@Ravenladyj (22902)
• United States
11 Dec 06
oh ew bugs...no thanks..that made me shiver LOL Icant stand creepy crawlies.....that being said, if we need stuff done aorund the house its my husband that takes care of it, I am not handy when it comes to that sort of thing but my husband is a gem, very handy around the house...
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@suedarr (2382)
• Canada
11 Dec 06
Thank you for your reply. It is good when a spouse is actually handy!