Newton’s Fourth Law of Motion??
By achyuta
@achyuta (2851)
United States
December 11, 2006 8:13pm CST
My hubby came from work just now. He is naturally extremely tired. He told me about newton's fourth law of motion. We burst into pearls of laughter. here is how he defines it."If even ounce of the 'backside' touches one particular part of the couch, one gets nothing done for the rest of the evening." A + C = Z (where a='backside, c= couch and z= zilch)
DO you have any comment on this? Do you have such funny stuff
at the expense of Newton? lol!
46 responses
@josephperera (2906)
• Sri Lanka
12 Dec 06
The only law of Newton I have heard is that "The angle of the dangle is equal to the thrust of the bust".
But there is a better true story regarding Einstein.
When Einstein was young he used to go to schools, universities and associations to lecture on relativity. Naturally his chauffer accompanies him to these lectures. One day the chauffer told Einstein that he has heard the lecture so many times, that he can deliver it himself.
Einstein was going to give a lecture in a new area and he suggested to the chauffer to change places with him and to deliver the lecture. The chauffer took the challenge. As it was a new area no one knew that it was the chauffer who is given the lecture. But at the end of the lecture a young scientist in the audience got up and asked the chauffer a complicated question on relativity.
Naturally the chauffer did not know the answer. But it did'nt matter. This is what he told, "Your question though complicated is something that even my chauffer can figure out". Saying so he invited Einstein who was disguised as the chauffer to give the answer.
@Timinator (739)
• United States
13 Dec 06
haha, that is a good one. I sometimes stop in front of mirrors also, but i've noticed that females do it religiously. It must be part of society's influence on them.
@manaskumar (413)
• India
12 Dec 06
Newtons 4th law is as follows.....
to and fro motion produces a milky white solution
Mathematical equations got stolen during Newtons time.....
i only got this literature while i was having pani poori
:)
@bamby1983 (286)
• India
12 Dec 06
There's another "pani poori" joke about Einstein!
A pole in a hole produces a whole new soul.
I think this one's a little less explicit. :P
@dcebawana (129)
• India
29 Dec 06
Newton first law should be that there is a 4 dimensional world in which a permutation os 3 -dimensional can be taken.
Everyone is getting a different picture of the same image.
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@dharmendra_pawar23 (907)
• India
12 Dec 06
Newton's 4th law: "To and fro motion gives hand full of white lotion". this one is also a newton 4t law joke
@ProfessorPharmacist (1107)
• Egypt
13 Dec 06
Yes, here is THE FIFTH LAW ( LOL ) :-
M + N - 2H.K + 2.32G + S* , HAHAHAHAA
@gobindsing (470)
• India
12 Dec 06
Dont know what Newton would have to say about this 'butt' your husband seems to have a good sense of humour. Great , I like it.
@Till1001 (26)
•
12 Dec 06
ha ha love it!! sitting here at my desk at work, casually scanning through the responses to this discussion when i come across this one (no pun intended) and nearly spit my mouth full of water across my computer screen!! oooo, my mouth hurts from giggling!! thanks for that!! x
@ricky1209 (1675)
• India
28 Dec 06
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Let us be generous like this: Four Ants are moving through a forest.
They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.
Ant 1 says: we should KILL him.
Ant 2 says: No, Let us break his Leg alone.
Ant 3 says: No, we will just throw him away from our path.
Ant 4 says: No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.
If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life.
If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.
@fairplay10 (70)
• India
12 Dec 06
well what i understand or rather i believe that newtons fourth law of motion was developed for achyutas & her hubby as they are aware of the formula also.
@sj_chaudhry (1537)
• Canada
12 Dec 06
hehhehe nice..
well i dont have such joke on Newton though but i did make joke of Newton's 3rd Law of Motion :-p
