joke time 2!!

Philippines
December 12, 2006 6:32pm CST
Chinese Detective: A man suspected his wife of seeing another man. so, he hired a famous chinese detective, Mr. Sui Tansow Pok, to watch & report any activities that might develop. A few days later, he recieved this Report: Most Honorable SIr; You leave house He come house I watch He and She leave house I Follow He and She get on train I Follow He and She go in hotel I climb tree - looking in window He kiss she She kiss He He strip She She strip He He play with She She play with he I play with me Fall out of tree. Not see NO FEE HAVE A NICE DAY! ^_^
4 responses
@gifana (4834)
• Portugal
13 Dec 06
Then there is the one about the 3 Tu sisters: Too Yung Tu, Too Dum Tu and No Yen Tu. That one TU is flee.
@mridig (202)
• India
6 Jan 07
Friendship Load Friendship between Women: A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it. Friendship between Men: A man didn't come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a buddy's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there.
@chiyosan (30194)
• Philippines
21 Jan 07
play with me.. no see... haha that sure is funny. :)
@mridig (202)
• India
6 Jan 07
New Kilt Load In Scotland, the most important time for a young lad is when he "comes of age" and is allowed to purchase and wear his first kilt. A couple of weeks before his important birthday, a young lad went to a tailor shop and found the material he wanted for his first kilt. He took the material to the tailor and said, "I'd like ye to make me a kilt with this material here and, if ye don't mind, I'd like ye to make me a pair of matching underwear for it. I hear it gets a might drafty up dem tings!" So the tailor took the material and promised to call the young lad when the order was completed. A few days later the tailor called the lad back to the shop. "Here's ye kilt, and here's ye matching underwear, and here's five yards of the material left over. Ye might want to take it home and keep it in case you want anything else made of it." So the lad rushed home with his order, threw the material in his room, and donned his kilt. In his excitement, he decided to run to his girlfriend's house to show off his new purchase. Unfortunately, in his excitement, he forgot to don his underwear. When his girlfriend answered the door, he pointed to his kilt and said, "Well, what'd ye think?" "Ah, but dat's a fine looking kilt," she exclaimed. "Aye, and if ye like it, ye'll really like what's underneath," he stated as he lifted his kilt to show here. "Oh, but dat's a dandy," his girlfriend shouted admiringly. Still not realizing that he didn't have his underwear on he exclaimed quite proudly, "Aye, and if ye like it, I've got five more yards of it at home!"
@ricky1209 (1676)
• India
30 Dec 06
would you direct me to the First National Bank? Yes - for a dollar. A dollar! Isn't that asking too much? Not for a bank director.