blondes

India
December 14, 2006 7:54am CST
A plane is on its way to Melbourne when a blonde in Economy Class gets up and moves to the First Class section and sits down. The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde passenger that she paid for Economy and that she will have to go and sit in the back. The blonde replies "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Melbourne and I'm staying right here!" The flight attendant goes into the pit and tells the pilot and co-pilot that there is some blonde bimbo sitting in First Class that belongs in Economy and won't move back to her seat. The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for Economy she is only entitled to an economy place and she will have to leave and return to her original seat. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Melbourne and I'm staying right here!" Exasperated the co-pilot tells the pilot that it was no use and that he probably should have the police waiting when they land and to arrest this blonde woman that won't listen to reason. The pilot says, "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this, I'm married to a blonde, and I speak blonde!" He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and she says "Oh, I'm sorry- I had no idea," gets up and moves back to her seat in the economy section. The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her move without any fuss. The Pilot replied "Simple, I told her First Class isn't going to Melbourne
7 responses
• Malaysia
25 Dec 06
That was good. I have one which I would like to share with you. A plane was about to crash and there were 5 passengers on board. Unfortunately there were only 4 parachutes available. The first passenger says: "I am Ronaldo, the best football player in the world. The footbal community needs me, and I cannot die on my fans." He grabs the first chute and jumps out the plane. The second passenger, Hilary Clinton says: "I am the wife of the former president of the US; I am the senator of NY and I have a good chance of being president in the future." She grabs a chute and jumps out the plane. The third, George W Bush says: "I am the president of the US, I have huge responsibilities in the world. Besides, I am the smartest president in the history of my country and can't shun the responsibilities to my people by dying." He grabs a pack and jumps off the plane. The fourth passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a young school boy: "I am old. I have lived my life as a good person and as a priest should and so I shall leave the last chute to you; you have the rest of your life ahead of you." To this the little boy says: "Don't fret old man...there is a parachute for each of us! The smartest president of the US took my school bag..."
@ricky1209 (1675)
• India
25 Dec 06
“The old man had trouble keeping up with the cashier at the supermarket, as she rapidly rang up the prices on the register. 'Miss, why do you go so fast?' he asked. 'I hardly know which items you have already done. 'Sir, think of me as a dentist,' She said, ' The faster I do it, the less it hurts "
@remaster74 (4064)
• Greece
14 Dec 06
It was about time someone told her the truth. Why they were leaving her getting ridiculous like that?
@leese29 (340)
• United States
15 Dec 06
lol that was a funny blonde joke, most of the ones I know are very very corny.
• Kuwait
14 Dec 06
oh my goodness you make me laugh so hard. and thanks for that.. the jokes only shows the slownes of her brain and that lots of blondes are just repairing themself as beautiful but you know, slow in logic.heheheh
14 Dec 06
good one
@jeffaim (215)
• United States
14 Dec 06
This is a really good one - I don't usually like blonde jokes, but this one was great! Thanks for the laugh!